Liberals thought the late night president bashing jokes were funny when
Bush was president. Wonder how they feel about these?
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to
life would be appropriate.
— Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
— Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
— Conan O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
— Jay Leno
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
— David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America!
— Jimmy Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
— Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
— David Letterman
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