Ten reasons why politicians, Obama, Congress and the rest, are like the cast of the Jersey Shore.

Here are ten (quickly thought of) reasons why politicians, Obama, Congress and the rest, are like the cast of the Jersey Shore. There is no particular order to this list.

Politicians including Barack Obama, and the Democrats and Republicans in Congress, our state legislatures, and local governments are like JWOWW, Snookie, the Situation, and the whole Jersey Shore cast because:

1. They are inherently narcissistic, thinking only of themselves and their next party or hook up or, in the case of politicians how they can benefit from their office at the expense of taxpayers.
2. They feign sympathy, even empathy, but ultimately care only about themselves.
3. They’re always fighting amongst themselves and accomplishing nothing.
4. They love to hear themselves talk about meaningless nonsensical things.
5. They like to have free money given to them so they can spend it lavishly on themselves and their sychophants.
6. They would rather sit in a hot tub with their like-minded friends than identify with average Joe citizen on Main Street.
7. They have a total IQ of a walrus. Wait a minute. Isn’t a walrus rather intelligent?
8. They look good on the outside (a matter of opinion, of course) but are morally and intellectually bankrupt on the inside.
9. They love seeing themselves on television.
10. They love seeing themselves anywhere anytime, period.

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